There was a farmer who lived in High River. One day, he decided to take his cow to the local fair to show her off and hopefully win a prize. So, he loaded up the cow into his truck and drove to the fairgrounds.
When he arrived, he parked his truck and went to register his cow for the competition. But as he was filling out the paperwork, he realized that he had left his cow tied up in the back of his truck with no way to get her out!
Panicking, he ran back to the truck and tried to open the door, but it was locked. He searched his pockets for the keys, but they were nowhere to be found. Meanwhile, a crowd had gathered around him, wondering what was going on.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, the farmer decided to break the window of his truck to free his cow. He grabbed a rock and threw it at the window, but instead of shattering the glass, it bounced off and hit the cow in the head!
The cow mooed in pain, and the farmer looked around sheepishly as the crowd burst out laughing. Needless to say, the farmer did not win any prizes at the fair that day, but he did become the talk of the town for quite some time!